My theory of Snood

 

I am thoroughly convinced that the creator of Snood™ is out to take over the world. I was first introduced to this addictive game by a student in the Writing Center at the college. I arrived a few minutes early and saw her playing a game that appeared similar to tetris. She informed me that there was a constant competition between tutors at the Writing Center for high scores. It was not until months later that I actually played a game of Snood. (Hereafter I will omit the ™ symbol because it's annoying) As my boyfriend,Kyle, left the room for a few minutes, he told me I could play games on his computer. I saw that he had downloaded Snood, so I thought I'd finally give this game a try. After one game, I was hooked. When I got back to my room, I downloaded the game and played for hours afterwards. As of today, I have played 4,162 games of Snood and have wasted more hours than I care to think about. Lord only knows the amount of work I might have finished had I not downloaded Snood.

For this reason, I believe that David Dobson, creator of Snood, has a conspiracy to take over the world. By convincing all college students and high school upperclassmen to download this game, he can ensure world domination. As students become addicted to this game, they abandon all other work and fail out of their respective schools. Thus, Dobson is able to corner the market in whatever way he pleases because students cannot graduate and thus take money from the prosperous economy. It is my feeling that Dobson should be stopped before he takes over the world as a whole and destroys civilization as we know it.

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Becca
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