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A

• The Addams Family
• All in the Family
• Ally McBeal (New!)
• The Alvin Show (New!)

B

• The Beverly Hillbillies
• Blossom
• The Brady Bunch
• Bugs Bunny Overture (New!)

C

• Casper (New!)
• Charles in Charge
• Cheers
• Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers (New!)
• The Courtship of Eddie's Father (New!)

D

• Diff'rent Strokes (New!)
• A Different World (New!)
• Drew Carey (New!)

E

• Empty Nest

F

• F-Troop (New!)
• The Facts of Life
• Fame (New!)
• Family Matters
• Family Ties
• Flinstones
• Fraggle Rock (New!)
• Frasier
• The Fresh Prince of Bell Air
• Friends
• Full House

G

• It's Gary Shandling's Show (New!)
• George of the Jungle (New!)
• Gilligans Island
• Gimme A Break (New!)
• Golden Girls (New!)
• Greatest American Hero (New!)
• Green Acres
• Growing Pains

H

• Happy Days

J

• The Jeffersons

K

• Kate and Allie (New!)

L

• Laverne and Shirley
• Love, American Style (New!)
• The Love Boat (New!)

M

• Mad About You
• The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis (New!)
• Married . . . With Children
• Mary Tyler Moore
• The Monkees (New!)
• Mr. Belvedere
• Mr. Ed
• Mr. Roger's Neighborhood (New!)
• Muppet Babies (New!)
• The Muppet Show (New!)
• My Two Dads

N

• The Nanny

P

• The Partridge Family
• Party of Five (New!)
• Patty Duke
• Perfect Strangers
• Petticoat Junction
• Popeye
• Punky Brewster (New!)

R

• Rawhide (New!)

S

• Scooby Doo, Where are You? (New!)
• Secret Agent Man (New!)
• Sesame Street (New!)
• Silver Spoons
• Spider Man (New!)

T

• That Girl (New!)
• Three's Company
• Top Cat (New!)

W

• Webster
• Welcome Back Kotter
• Who's the Boss
• The Wonder Years (New!)

Y

• Yogi Bear (New!)

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Addams Family.

Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Addams Family.

So get a witches shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Addams Family.

Boy the way Glen Miller played
Songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us we had it made,
Those were the days.

And you knew who you were then,
Girls were girls and men were men,
Mister we could use a man
Like Herbert Hoover again.

Didn't need no welfare state,
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the days.

I've been down this road
Walking the line that's painted by pride
And i have made mistakes in my life that i just can't hide.

But I believe I'm ready
For what love has to bring
I've got myself together
Now i'm ready to sing.

I've been searching my soul tonight
I know there's so much more to life
Now I know I can shine a light
To find my way back home.

Baby.
Yeah.
Oh Yeah.

This is the Alvin Show, The Alvin Show,
You'll positively gonna love the Alvin Show.
There's Dave Seville, And what is more
Here's the boy we know as Theodore. Now you see,
On camera three, The brother known as Simon on the family tree.
And here's the star of the show,
Alvin, Alvin!

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.

Well now its time to say good by to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality
Hillybilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?

Don't know about the future, that's anybody's guess.
Ain't no good reason for getting all depressed.
Buy up your pad and pencil, I'll give you a piece of my mind,
In my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine.

Stop all your fussin',
Slap on a smile
Come out and walk in the sun for awhile.
Don't fight the felling, you know you want to have a good time.
And in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine.

Here's the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother,
The youngest one in curls.

Here's the story, of a man named Brady,
Who was busy with three boys of his own,
They were four men, living all together,
Yet they were all alone.

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group would somehow form a family.
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.

The Brady Bunch,
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.
The Brady Bunch.

Overture, curtains, lights,
This is it, the night of nights
No more rehearsing and nursing a part
We know every part by heart

Overture, curtains, lights
This is it, you'll hit the heights
And oh what heights we'll hit
On with the show this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show this is it

Casper, the friendly ghost, The friendliest ghost you know.
Though grown-ups might Look at him with fright,
The children all love him so.
He always says hello (Hello), and he's really glad to meetcha.
Wherever he may go, He's kind to every living creature.
Grown-ups don't understand Why children love him the most.
But kids all know That he loves them so,
Casper the friendly ghost.

New boy in the neighborhood
Lives downstairs and it is understood.
He's there just to take good care of me,
Like he's one of the family.

Charles in Charge
Of our days and our nights
Charles in Charge
Of our wrongs and our rights
And I sing, I want,
I want Charge in Charge of me.

Charles in Charge
Of our days and our nights
Charles in Charge
Of our wrongs and our rights
And I sing, I want,
I want Charge in Charge of me.

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go

Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.

You wanna go where people know,
people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows
your name.

Some times some crimes Go slippin' through the cracks,
But these 2 gumshoes are pickin' up the slack.
There's no case too big, no case too small
When you need help just call

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale When there's danger
Oh no, it never fails They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and whos
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale.

People let me tell you 'bout my best friend,
He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end.
People let me tell you bout my best friend,
He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.

People let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun
Whether we're talkin' man to man or whether we're talking son to son.

Cause he's my best friend.
Yes he's my best friend.
(scat finish).

Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story
Everybody finds a way to shine,
It don't matter that you got not alot
So what,
They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
And together we'll be fine....

Because it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Yes it does.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

I know my parents love me,
Stand behind me come what may.
I know now that I'm ready,
Because I finally heard them say
It's a different world form where you come from.

Here's a chance to make it,
If we focus on our goals.
If you dish it we can take it,
Just remember you've been told
It's a different world form where you come from.
It's a different world form where you come from.

Moon over Parma, bring my love to me tonight.
Guide her to Cleveland, underneath your silvery light.
We're going bowlin' So don't loose her in Solon.
Moon over Parma, tonight!

(Latter part of the series)
Ahhhhhh...
All this energy calling me, Back where it comes from
It's such a crude attitude, It's back where it belongs.
All the little chicks with the crimson lips
Go, "Cleveland Rocks" "Cleveland Rocks"
Livin' in sin, with a safety pin
Go, "Cleveland Rocks" (Cleveland Rocks)
"Cleveland Rocks" (Cleveland Rocks) Ohio!

Life goes on, and so do we,
Just how we do it is no mystery.
One by one (one by one), we fill the days,
We find a thousand different ways.

Sometimes the answer can be hard to find (hard to find),
That's something I will never be.
I'm always here, for anything you need (anything you need).
Rain or shine, I'll be the one,
to share it all as life goes on.
We share it all, as life goes on.

The end of the Civil War was near
When quite accidentally,
A hero who sneezed abruptly seized
Retreat and reversed it to victory.

His medal of honor thrilled and pleased
his proud little family group.
While pinning it on some blood was shed
And so it was planned he'd command F Troop.

Where Indian fights are colorful sights, and nobody takes a lickin'
Where pale face and redskin
Both turn chicken.
When killing and fighting get them down,
They know their morale won't droop.
As long as they all relax in town
Before they resume with a bang and a boom
F Troop.

You take the good, you take the bad,
you take them both and there you have
The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life.

There's a time you got to go and show
You're growin' now you know about
The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life.

When the world never seems
to be livin up to your dreams
And suddenly you're finding out
the Facts of Life are all about you, you.

It takes a lot to get 'em right
When you're learning the Facts of Life. (learning the Facts of Life)
Learning the Facts of Life (learning the Facts of Life)
Learning the Facts of Life.

Fame!
I'm gonna live forever.
I'm gonna learn how to fly,
High!
I feel it coming together,
People will see me and cry

Fame!
I'm going to make it to heaven,
Light up the sky like a flame,
Fame!
I'm gonna live forever,
Baby remember my name,
Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember.

Fame!
I'm gonna live forever,
Baby remember my name,
Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember.

It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to read any good news on the newspaper page.
Love and tradition of the grand design,
some people say it's even harder to find.

Well then there must be some magic clue inside these tearful walls
Cause all I see is a tower of dreams
real love burstin' out of every seam.

As days go by,
we're gonna fill our house with happiness.
The moon may cry,
we're gonna smother the blues with tenderness.

When days go by,
there's room for you,
room for me,
for gentle hearts an opportunity.
As days go by,
it's the bigger love of the family.

I bet we been together for a million years,
And I bet we'll be together for a million more.
Oh, It's like I started breathing on the night we kissed,
And I can't remember what I ever did before.

What would we do baby, Without Us?
What would we do baby, Without Us?
And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through.
What would we do baby, Without Us?

Sha la la la.

Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones.
They're the modern stone age family.
From the town of Bedrock,
They're a page right out of history.

Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.

When you're with the Flintstones
you'll have a yabba dabba doo time.
A dabba doo time.
You'll have a gay old time.

Dance your cares away, Worry's for another day.
Let the music play, Down at Fraggle Rock.
Work you cares away, Dancing's for another day.
Let the Fraggles play,
We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red.
Dance your cares away, Worry's for another day.
Let the music play, Down at Fraggle Rock. (3X)

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin',
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
Oh My
Mercy (alt: Quite stylish.)

And maybe I seem a bit confused,
Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
They're callin' again.

(The following are alternate endings)

They're callin' again.
Good night, Seattle, we love you.
What is a boy to do. Good night.
Frasier has left the building.
Thank You!
Scambled eggs all over my face. What is a boy to do. Goodnight, everybody.
See you next year, we love ya.

Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

In West Philadelphia I was born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool,
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school.

When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air."

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare,
But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

So no one told you life was going to be this way.
Your job's a joke, you're broke, you're love life's DOA.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear,
Well, it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

But, I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour.
I'll be there for you, like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too.

You're still in bed at ten, the work began at eight.
You've burned your breakfast, so far, things are going great.
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these,
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought you down to your knees.

That, I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour.
I'll be there for you, like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too.

No one could ever know me, no one could ever see me.
Seems like you're the only one who knows what it's like to be me.
Someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with,
Someone I'll always laugh with, even at my worst, I'm best with you.

It's like you're always stuck in second gear,
Well, it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
But, I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour.
I'll be there for you, like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too.

What ever happened to predictibility?
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.

Everywhere you look , everywhere you go (there's a heart).
There's a heart
A hand to hold onto.
Everywhere you look , everywhere you go.
There's a face
Of somebody who needs you.

Eveywhere you look,
When you're lost out there and you're all alone,
A light is waiting to carry you home,
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.

This is the theme to Garry's Show,
The theme to Garry's show.
Garry called me up and asked if I would right his theme song.
I'm almost halfway finished,
How do you like it so far,
How do you like the theme to Garry's Show.

This is the theme to Garry's Show,
The opening theme to Garry's show.
This is the music that you hear as you watch the credits.
We're almost to the part of where I start to whistle.
Then we'll watch "It's Garry Shandling's Show".
This was the theme to Garry Shandling's show.

George, George George of the Jungle,
Strong as he can be. (Ahhhhhhhh)
Watch out for that tree.

George, George, George of the Jungle,
Lives a life that's free.
(Ahhhhhhhh)Watch out for that tree.

When he gets in a scrape, he makes his escape
With the help of his friend, an ape named Ape.
Then away he'll schlep on his elephant Shep
While Fella and Ursula Stay in step.

Well....George, George, George of the Jungle,
Friend to you and me.
Watch out for that tree.

Just sit right back and you'll hear the tale,
The tale of a fateful trip
That started in this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligans Isle.

Now this is the tale of the castways,
they're here for a long, long time,
they'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The first mate and the Skipper too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable,
in the tropic island nest.

No phone, no lights no motor cars,
not a single luxury,
like Robinson Crusoe,
as primative as can be.
So join us here each week my freinds,
you're sure to get a smile,
from seven stranded castways,
here on "Gilligan's Isle." .

Gimme a break I sure deserve it
It's time I made it to the top.
Gimme a break I'm looking forward
Get behind me pull out every stop
I want a happy ending, I'm tried of pretending
Won't let em get the best of me Wo wo wo wo

Gimme a break the game is survival
Gimme a break and plan my arrival
Gimme a break for heaven's sake to my piece of the cake,
Gimme a break, Gimme a break, Gimme a break!

Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down the road and back again
Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant.
And if you through a party
Invited everyone you ever knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say thank you for being a friend.

Look at what's happened to me,
I can't believe it myself.
Suddenly I'm up on top of the world,
It should've been somebody else.

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free-.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.

It's like a light of a new day-,
It came from out of the blue.
Breaking me out of the spell I was in,
Making all of my wishes come true.

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free-.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not it's just me.

Green acres is the place for me.
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land Spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me the countryside.

New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get allergic just smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.

...The chores.
...The stores.
...Fresh air.
...Times Square

You are my wife.
Good bye, city life.
Green Acres we are there.

Show me that smile again. (Show me that smile)
Don't waste another minute on your cryin'.
We're nowhere near the end (nowhere near)
The best is ready to begin.

Oooohhh. As long as we got each other
We got the world spinnin right in our hands.
Baby you and me, we gotta be
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin'.

As long as we keep on givin'
we can take anything that comes our way
Baby, rain or shine, all the time
We got each other Sharin' the laughter and love.

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days,
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days,
Saturday, what a day,
Rockin all week with you.

This day is ours
Won't you be mine. (Oh Happy Days)
This day is ours (Oh Happy Days)
Oh please be mine.

Hello sunshine, goodbye rain,
She's wearing my high school ring on her chain.
She's my steady, I'm her man,
I'm gonna love her all I can.

(Chorus)

Gonna cruise her round the town,
Show everybody what I've found
Rock'n'roll with all my friends
Hopin' the music never ends.

These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)
These Happy Days are yours and mine, Happy Days.

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin'
Just to get up that hill.

Now we're up in the big leagues
Gettin' our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby
There ain't nothin wrong with that.

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Just when you think there's no one around who's caring,
Along comes a friend who offers a hand in sharing,
And things start looking fine.
Sometimes tears and sorrow are all the things you've got
And just when you think you're all by yourself, you're not.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We're gonna do it!

Give us any chance, we'll take it.
Give us any rule, we'll break it.
We're gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin' it our way.

Nothin's gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We're gonna make our dreams come true,
Doin' it our way.

There is nothing we won't try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time there's no stopping us.
We're gonna do it.

On your mark, get set, and go now,
Got a dream and we just know now,
We're gonna make our dream come true.

And we'll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you.

Love, Love, Love
Love, American Style,
Truer than the Red, White and Blue.
Love, American Style,
That's me and you.

And on a star spangled night my love, (My love come to me).
You can rest you head on my shoulder.
Out by the dawn's early light, my love
I will defend your right to try.
Love, American Style,
That's me and you.

Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
Love Boat soon will be making another run

The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
Love Boat soon will be making another run

The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
It's LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
It's the Love Boat-ah! It's the Love Boat-ah!

Tell me why, I love you like I do.
Tell me who, could stop my heart as much as you
Let's take each other's hand
As we jump into the Final Frontier.

Mad about you baby. (Whoo hoo hoo)
Yeah.
I'm mad about you. (Whoo hoo hoo)
Whoo hoo hoo.

Dobie, wants a little cutie,
Dobie, wants a little beauty,
Dobie wants a gal to call his own
Any size, any style, any eyes, any smile,
any Jean, any Jane, nay Joan.

Oh Dobie, wants a girl who is dreamy, ...
Dobie, wants a girl who's creamy,
Dobie, wants a girl to call his own.
Is she blond, is she tall, is she dark, is she small, Is she any kinda dreamboat at all
No matter, he's hers and hers alone.

Love and Marriage, Love and Marriage,
Go together like a horse and carriage,
This I tell ya brother, you can't have one without the other.

Love and Marriage, Love and Marriage,
It's an institute you can't disparage,
Ask the local gentry, and they will say is element'ry.

Try, try, try to separate them,
It's an illusion.
Try, try, try and you will only come
to this conclusion.

Love and Marriage, Love and Marriage,
Go together like a horse and carriage,
Dad was told by mother
You can't have one
You can't have none
You can't have one without the other.

Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it's you girl, and you should know it
With each glance and every little movement you show it

Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have a town, why don't you take it
You're gonna make it after all
You're gonna make it after all

How will you make it on your own?
This world is awfully big, girl this time you're all alone
But it's time you started living
It's time you let someone else do some giving

Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have a town, why don't you take it
You're gonna make it after all
You're gonna make it after all

Walking down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet.

Hey, hey we're the Monkees, and people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing, to put anybody down.
We go wherever we want to, Do what we like to do.
We don't have time to get restless,
There's always something new.

Hey, hey we're the Monkees, and people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing, to put anybody down.
We're just trying to be friendly,
Come watch us sing and play.
We're the young generation,
And we got something to say.

Hey, hey we're the Monkees,
You never know where we'll be found.
So you'd better get ready, We may be comin to your town.
Hey, hey we're the Monkees, and people say we monkey around.
But we're too busy singing, to put anybody down.

Streaks on the china,
never mattered before,
who cares.
When you dropped kicked your jacket
As you came through the door,
No one glared.

But sometimes things get turned around
And no one's spared.
All hands look out below T
here's a change in the status quo.
Gonna need all the help that we can get.

According to our new arrival
Life is more than mere survival
We just might live the good life yet.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
and no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

Go right to the source and ask the horse
he'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. Ed.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
and this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this.
I am Mister Ed.

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor,Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

It's a neighborly day in this beautywood,
A neighborly day for a beauty, Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say, Would you be mine? Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you please, (2X)
Please won't you be my neighbor?

Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true
Muppet Babies, we'll do the same for you
Kermit: When your world looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren't there
Piggy: Just close your eyes and make believe and you can be anywhere
Kermit: I like adventure Piggy: I like romance
Fozzie: I love great jokes Animal: Animal dance!!
Scooter: I've got my computer Skeeter: I swing through the air
Rowlf: I play the piano Gonzo: And I have blue hair
Bunsen: Me, I invent things Beaker: Mee mee mee meee!
Nanny: Is everything all right in here? All: Yes, Nanny.
Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true
Muppet Babies, we'll do the same for you
Muppet Muppet Muppet Muppet
Babies Babies Babies Babies
Make dreams come true.

It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ...
It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

It's time to put on makeup, It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Why do we always come here I guess we'll never know, it's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show

And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!

You can count on me.
No matter what you do.
You can count on me.
No matter where you go.
I'm standing by your side.
I'll be right behind.

No one loves you more than I do,
Put your hand in mine.
I can see a part of me in you.
A little something special that comes shining through.

I hear it in your laughter,
And I feel it when you cry,
I will be right there for you,
Until the day I die.

You can count on me.
No matter what you do.
You can count on me.
No matter where you go.
You can count on me.

She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens,
Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes.
What was she to do, where was she to go
She was out on her fanny.

So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield's door,
She was there to sell make up but the father saw more,
She had style, she had flair, she was there,
That's how she became the Nanny.

Who would have guessed that the girl we described
was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?
Now, the father finds her beguiling, watch out C.C.,
The kids are actually smiling, such joie de vivre
She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan.
The flashy girl from Flushing, the Nanny named Fran.

Hello, world, here's a song that we're singing'
C'mon get happy!
A Whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
C'mon get happy!

We had a dream, we'd go travelin' together,
We'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on.
Somethin' always happens whenever we're together
We get a happy feelin' when we're singing a song.

Trav'lin' along there's a song that we're singin'
C'mon get happy!
A Whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy!
We'll make you happy!
We'll make you happy!

Everybody wants to live,
Like they wanna live and everybody wants to love
Like they wanna love
And everybody wants to be
Closer to free

Everybody wants respect, just a little bit
And everybody needs a chance, once in a while
Everybody wants to be
Closer to Free
Everybody one
Everybody two
everybody free

Everybody needs to touch
You know, now and then
And everybody needs a good, good friend
Everybody wants to be
Closer to Free

I said everybody one
Everybody two
Everybody Free
Everybody wants to live
Like they wanna live and everybody wants to love
Like they wanna love and everybody wants to be closer to free
Yeah, closer to free
Closer to free.

Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty's only seen the sight.
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights --
What a crazy pair!

But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.

Where Cathy adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Patty loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control --
What a wild duet!

Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike --
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.

Sometimes the world looks perfect,
Nothing to rearrange.
Sometimes you get a feeling
Like you need some kind of change.

No matter what the odds are this time,
Nothing's going to stand in my way.
This flame in my heart,
And a long lost friend
Gives every dark street a light at the end.

Standing tall, on the wings of my dream.
Rise and fall, on the wings of my dream.
The rain and thunder
The wind and haze
I'm bound for better days.
It's my life and my dream,
Nothing's going to stop me now.

Come ride the little train that is rolling down the tracks at the junction.
(Petticoat Junction)
Forget about your cares, it is time to relax at the junction.
(Petticoat Junction)

Lotsa curves, you bet. Even more when you get
to the junction, Petticoat Junction.

There's a little hotel called the shady rest at the junction.
(Petticoat Junction)
It is run by Kate, come and be her guest at the juntion.
(Petticaor Junction)
And that's uncle Joe, he's a movin' kind of slow at the junction,
Petticoat Junction.

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

I'm one tough Gazookus
which hates all Palookas
Wot ain't on the up and square.
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
And always out roughs 'em
And none of 'em gets nowhere.

If anyone dares to risk my "Fisk",
It's "Boff" an' it's "Wham" un'erstan'?
So keep "Good Be-hav-or"
That's your one life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man.

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

Maybe the world is blind,
Or just a little unkind.
Don't know.
Seems you can't be sure
Of anything anymore.

Although,
You maybe lonely and then,
One day you're smiling again.
Every time I turn around,
I see the girl that turns my world around.

Standing there...
Everytime I turn around,
Her spirit's lifting me right off the ground.
What's gonna be ?
Guess we'll just wait and see.

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them doggies movin' Rawhide!

Don't try to understand 'em,
Just rope and throw and grab 'em,
Soon we'll be living high and wide.
Boy my heart's calculatin'
My true love will be waitin', be waiting at the end of my ride.

Move 'em on, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em out,
Move 'em on, head 'em out Rawhide!
Set 'em out, ride 'em in. Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in Rawhide.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You?
We got some work to do now.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You?
We need some help from you now.

Come on Scooby-Doo, I see you... pretending you got a sliver
But you're not fooling me, cause I can see, the way you shake and shiver.
You know we got a mystery to solve,
So Scooby Doo be ready for your act. [Scooby Doo] Uh-uh Uh-uh Don't hold back!

And Scooby Doo if you come through
you're going to have yourself a scooby snack!
That's a fact!Scooby-Dooby-Doo, here Are You.
You're ready and you're willing.
If we can count on you Scooby Doo,
I know you'll catch that villian.

There's a man who leads a life of danger.
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes, Another chance he takes.
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow.

Chorus:

Secret Agent Man. (2X)
They've given you a number.
And taken away your name.

Beware of pretty faces that you find.
A pretty face may hide an evil mind.
Ooh be careful what you say. Or you give yourself away.
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow.

Chorus

Swinging on the Riviera one day
Layin' in a Bombay alley the next.
Oh don't let the wrong word slip.
While kissin persuasive lips.
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow.

Chorus

Sunny Day Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street

Come and play, Everything's A-OK
Friendly neighbors there, That's where we meet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street

It's a magic carpet ride
Every door will open wide
To Happy people like you
What a beautiful
Sunny Day Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get, How to get to Sesame street...
How to get to Sesame Street How to get to...

Here we are, face to face
A couple of Silver Spoons.
Hopin' to find, we're two of a kind
Making a go, making it grow.

Together, we're going to find our way.
Together, taking the time each day.
To learn all about those things you just can't buy.
Two Silver spoons together.

You and I together (We're going to find our way)
You and I together (We're going to find our way)
You and I together.

Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out! Here comes the Spiderman.

Is he strong? Listen bud, He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread Take a look overhead
Hey, there There goes the Spiderman.
In the chill of night At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light, he arrives just in time.

Spiderman Spiderman, Friendly neighborhood Spiderman,
Wealth and fame, he's ingnored, Action is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up, you'll find the Spiderman

Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes, That Girl
Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime... Is That Girl
She's tinsel on a tree... She's everything that every girl should be!

Sable, Popcorn, White Wine, That Girl
Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway... Is That Girl
She's mine alone, but luckily for you... If you find a girl to love,
Only one girl to love, Then she'll be That Girl too...
That Girl!

Come and knock on our door.....
We've been waiting for you......
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three's company too.

Come and dance on on our floor......
Take a step that is new.....
We've a loveable space that needs your face,
Three's company too.

You'll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you......
Down at our rendez-vous,
Three's company, too!!!!!!

Top Cat!
The most effectual Top Cat!
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity.

Top Cat!
The indisputable leader of the gang.
He's the boss, he's a pip, he's the championship.
He's the most tip top, Top Cat.

Yes he's a chief, he's a king, But above everything,
He's the most tip top, Top Cat. Top Cat!

Set in my ways
losing track of the days
Only me to live for.
Had no need to give more
Than I wanted to.

Spending my time
just holding the line
Never getting caught up.
Love was never brought up
It's not the thing to do.

It was you,
Then came you.
You made me leap without taking a look.
It was you,
Then came you.

You reeled me right in line, sinker, and hook.
Never thought forever was the best I could do.
Then came you.
It was you
Then came you.
It was you.
Me and you.
Then came you.

Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.

Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)

Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

There's a time for love and a time for living.
You take a chance and face the wind.
An open road and a road that's hidden
A brand new life around the bend.

There were times when I lost a dream or two.
Found the trail, and at the end was you.

There's a path you take and a path untaken
The choice is up to you my friend.
Nights are long but you're on your way
To a brand new life,
Brand new life,
Brand new life around the bend.

What would you do if I sang out tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
I will try not to sing out of key.

Oh, baby I get by with a little help from my friends
By with a little help from my friends.
All I need is my buddies
By with a little help from my friends

I said I'm gonna get by with a little
By with a little help from my friends
Whoa oh oh oh oh
Said I don't know if that's what I'm sure do to, baby

By with a little help from my friends
Said I'm gonna make it with my friends
By with a little help from my friends
Whoa oh I'm gonna keep on trying

By with a little help from my friends
Said I'm gonna keep on trying.

Yogi Bear is smarter than the average bear,
Yogi Bear is always in the ranger's hair.
At a picnic table you will find him there
Stuffing down more goodies than the average bear.

He will sleep till noon but before it's dark,
He'll have every picnic basket that's in Jellystone Park.
Yogi has it better than a millionaire
That's becasue he's smarter than the average bear.